i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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