How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
where are you?
Hypothermia
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Randomize
