So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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