Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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