I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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