He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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