Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
