When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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