; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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