I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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