You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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