Don't you send me to vm
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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