My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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