My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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