I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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