I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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