I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
