I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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