when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I will pee on everything he values.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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