i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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