Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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