Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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