I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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