The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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