I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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