there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
