My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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