Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
