I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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