I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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