I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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