this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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