She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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