OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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