What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
so much tequila, so little girl.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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