All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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