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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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