Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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