there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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