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Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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