But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
