I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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