I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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