belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
