I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Let's paint friendship bongs
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
A bitchslap is in order.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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