O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just had sex bonerless
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
