brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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