Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
