my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
As shirtless as possible
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We're too hungover to prance.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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