I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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