State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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