I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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