Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
