Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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