he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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